Priest Arrested In Moscow With Cocaine In Stomach
An Anglican priest from Colombia was detained at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo International Airport on suspicion of smuggling drugs. The suspect, identified as Fabio Ricardo Rodriguez, a priest in the Holy Catholic Church-Western Rite in Bogota, was taken to a hospital where 13 condoms stuffed with cocaine were extracted from his stomach and intestines via his saint culo. Five more containers of holy cocaine were found in his luggage. Officials said they were alerted to the smuggling attempt by the priest’s sickly appearance and nervous behavior.
This gotta be the first time a priest goes to jail for other than raping little boys. #AMEN